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Embarrassing Tattoos Part 2

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I know people are, and can be stupid, but sometimes they sink to the lowest low. One of the things I like doing when I need a laugh is to look at embarrassing tattoos people put on themselves permanently. If I were to have one of these, and I am blind, I would still be horrified to sport it in public.

– If you have weird hair, growing in weird places; I’d suggest you shave it or wax it…. Not tattoo a troll!!

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– Perhaps a better idea than tattooing eyes on your eyelids would be to sleep at night 😉

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– Why you would want the word ‘LOL’ tattooed permanently on your body is beyond me…. But creating the nazi symbol with rotating ‘L’ is even worse!

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– I wonder how much Nike paid him for such a massive advert which he carries with him everywhere he goes…

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– Does a double negative make a positive? So what you’re saying is… Give up.. right?

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– YOLO – You only Live once… What better way to express how you feel about life than with dicks? 🙂

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Until next time guys 😉

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Germans have good sense of humour; Part 1

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If you think, that the Germans have terrible sense of humour, let me start helping you think otherwise.

Meet this metal-core band by the name of: We butter the bread with butter.

Who would in their right mind name a band like this?
Especially a metal band;
Who would take it seriously? The name is so far from hardcore… But this is what made me look into this band. Funny stuff… And lets just say, that it works… marketing wise!

The songs are awesome, I especially love the song Exorzist.

Meet the band

www.martinlandsmann.de

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Listen to the band

P.S. I am not German, and I was not commissioned to promote their sense of humour either 😉

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Where have the eligible bachelors gone?

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I am quite a sociable person, and I get introduced to a considerable amount of people of the male gender; some face to face, others over the internet. I must say that the amount of interesting guys is decreasing time and again. I guess this issue is not just with the guys, but also with the gals.

As a person, even though I need to find the guy attractive physically, I think that what is the most important for me is intelligence. Yes I am a Sapiosexual. I love a guy who can talk on various subjects, who can hold a conversation; someone who I can learn a thing or two from. This on top of a guy being fun and funny, and who can make me laugh about the silliest of things, yet he can be mature when the situation requires it. I hate it when I have to mother a guy… I’m looking for a partner in crime. A guy who can live in the moment but can think about the future.
(Then comes the obvious ‘honest, loyal, truthful..’ characteristics, but that’s a given)

I know what I want.
Thing is, how many guys out there know what they want?
And out of those, how many would meet my basic requirements?
I wonder… Am I asking for too much?

It’s not like I am asking for a top model millionaire who owns Bran Castle, a beach house and a cabin by the lake in the middle of nowhere.

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Do you close your eyes when you sneeze?

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Have you ever wondered, why is it so difficult to keep your eyes open when you sneeze?

I for one, cannot for the life of me not close my eyes when I sneeze. Although it doesn’t make a difference, it bothers me that I am not in control of my body…

The reason why the eyes close when one sneeze are not a defense mechanism to keep away any projectile germs from the eyes. When one sneezes, the force itself sends the bacteria away from the face. Science!

To this day, no particular purposes were found to explain this… It’s just a reflex. One can compare they eyes closing to the same reason a leg kicks out when your knee is tapped…. Magic!
In fact, it’s not only the eye lids which react to a sneeze, but some people even experience urine leakages involuntarily.

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Some fun facts…

  • Back in the days they thought that the soul was made of air and was trapped inside the head. When one sneezes, they feared that the soul would escape.
  • In the middle ages, when one sneezes everyone used to be so frightened. This was a time when any ilness, minor or major used to lead to death. It was during this time that people started saying ‘God bless you’ as an attempt to protect the sneezer from death or illness

P.S. No, your eyes will not pop out if you leave them open while you sneeze!. ;p

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Slugs Guitar Solos

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I have come across an article which showed altered photos by Michael M., showing world-known musicians in the middle of an intense guitar solo, holding disgusting looking slugs instead of their instruments.

I thought it was pretty funny and creative, and wanted to share some with you:

slug Dave Mustaine of Megadeth

Dave Mustaine – Megadeth

slugs Angus Young ACDCAngus Young – ACDC

slugs bruce springsteenBruce Springsteen

slugs carlos santanaCarlos Santana

lolla-CST-0808-p358.JPGDave Grohl – Foo Fighters

slugs James Hetfield of MetallicaJames Hetfield – Metallica

slugs Ace Frehley of KissKiss

slugs eddie-van-halen-

Eddie – Van Halen
slugs slashSlash
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Embarrassing Tattoos

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I know people are, and can be stupid, but sometimes they sink to the lowest low. One of the things I like doing when I need a laugh is to look at embarrassing tattoos people put on themselves permanently. If I were to have one of these, and I am blind, I would still be horrified to sport it in public.

– What the cow is this?

tattoo dung

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– Black is my favourite colour, but this gal does take it to the extreme…tattoo black

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– I have no words for this. Do I have a dirty mind, or is this just so wrong on so many levels?tattoo bieber

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– Sure, I loved watching the ninja turtles during my childhood… but really?tattoo donatello

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– My olive juice brings all the boys to the yard,
And they’re like: It’s better than yours,
Damn right it’s better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

tattoo juice

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– As a lady, who loves beards and mustaches, no I do not dig this;tattoo ladies love it

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– Neither the requester nor the tattooist had enough nolege to prevent this obscenity. tattoo nollege

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-That’s almost true…

tattoo nothing lasts forever

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– If it wasn’t so horrible, it would be hilarious

tattoo raining men

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– Last but not least…

tattoo no comment

More to come 😉

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How to cook and eat a Swede

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The other day, I came across the funniest article. Maybe not funny for most, but since I work with a lot of Swedish people, I thought it was hilarious. Apparently, there is a seasonal vegetable known by us Europeans as a Swede.

The introduction to this vegetable did crack me up:

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So whenever you are mad at a Swedish person, you can tell them… ‘You are such a Swede!’ And most likely, they wouldn’t know you are calling them a turnip!