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Germans have good sense of humour; Part 1

If you think, that the Germans have terrible sense of humour, let me start helping you think otherwise.

Meet this metal-core band by the name of: We butter the bread with butter.

Who would in their right mind name a band like this?
Especially a metal band;
Who would take it seriously? The name is so far from hardcore… But this is what made me look into this band. Funny stuff… And lets just say, that it works… marketing wise!

The songs are awesome, I especially love the song Exorzist.

Meet the band

www.martinlandsmann.de

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Listen to the band

P.S. I am not German, and I was not commissioned to promote their sense of humour either 😉

Spring Hunting Season Day 2

I will go straight to the point; I have voted against sprint hunting for two reasons:

1. It’s the breeding season, it’s the worst time to hunt birds!
2. People never change

Looks like I was right on point 2. So, what happened on the second day of spring hunting?
(the spring hunting season in Malta opened yesterday)

The police are now in possession of an illegal Cuckoo bird which was killed today during hunting. The hunter himself was trying to hide the bird when the police came by but thanks to people close by who observed the incident, they managed to find it. All this has happened in the area of Manikata, close to Mellieha.

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A few days ago, the Prime Minister of Malta – Joseph Muscat said that he will not tolerate anyone who does not follow the new hunting laws and he would close the hunting season as soon as someone disobeys.
I refer to:
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20150412/local/muscat-spring-hunting-season-to-open-on-tuesday-final-chance-for.563642

At this point, I hope that the hunter will be prosecuted as per new spring hunting laws:

springhunting rules_bbc

And I also hope that this hunting season will be gone once and for all. Otherwise, I guess the mockery we have been getting from various countries in the EU, is very well deserved. Being democratic in this case was not a good solution.

P.S. Malta is the only country in the EU who allows recreational spring hunting (Source: BBC)

Slugs Guitar Solos

I have come across an article which showed altered photos by Michael M., showing world-known musicians in the middle of an intense guitar solo, holding disgusting looking slugs instead of their instruments.

I thought it was pretty funny and creative, and wanted to share some with you:

slug Dave Mustaine of Megadeth

Dave Mustaine – Megadeth

slugs Angus Young ACDCAngus Young – ACDC

slugs bruce springsteenBruce Springsteen

slugs carlos santanaCarlos Santana

lolla-CST-0808-p358.JPGDave Grohl – Foo Fighters

slugs James Hetfield of MetallicaJames Hetfield – Metallica

slugs Ace Frehley of KissKiss

slugs eddie-van-halen-

Eddie – Van Halen
slugs slashSlash

How to cook and eat a Swede

The other day, I came across the funniest article. Maybe not funny for most, but since I work with a lot of Swedish people, I thought it was hilarious. Apparently, there is a seasonal vegetable known by us Europeans as a Swede.

The introduction to this vegetable did crack me up:

swede

So whenever you are mad at a Swedish person, you can tell them… ‘You are such a Swede!’ And most likely, they wouldn’t know you are calling them a turnip!