What’s with people?
First you open your heart to them, tell them your hopes and your dreams… your weaknesses! Let them in, show them your wounds, your fears… and then.
THEN.
SILENCE.
Is it me?
Or are they just sons of bitches?
Why pretend you care, when you don’t?
Why do you hurt and disappoint someone who was just fine before you walked in and shattered their life into unwanted, useless pieces.
Why, so horrible?
Why don’t you just fuck off and die?
Around 2 weeks ago it was announced that my favourite living stand-up comedian will be in Malta in April. In case you are wondering, yes it is Jimmy Carr. You can imagine my sheer excitement about this news… So much so, due to the fact that I would have never thought he’d step foot on this forsaken island.
Now I wish he didn’t.
Why? You ask.
BECAUSE.
Because, while the REST OF THE WORLD gets to enjoy a Jimmy Carr show with the below pricing, in Malta the prices start at 50 Euro per seat, which would give you the worse sitting places, and on top of that, the VIP seats (which are front cinema seats so to speak) are sold at 120 Euro each.
Trying to get tickets is a nightmare for various reasons. The company selling the tickets just put up the tickets on sale today, with no advise on time and date these will be made available beforehand (unlike in the UK, where announcements are placed with date and time and instructions on from where you can obtain such tickets). To add insult to injury, I found out the tickets were on sale around 30 minutes after it all started, which resulted in:
In conclusion, much to my disappointment, I decided to boycott this initiative as I am not willing to put my hard-earned money onto a seat which would cost me at least twice as much in any other venue overseas.
Next step is to plan my next UK visit wisely and make sure I will de-tour to one of Jimmy Carr’s shows before I visit my boyfriend in Wales. Unless he’d like to join me of course.
Side-note:
Due to my avid fascination and love for this comedian, I did end up going to his shows in 2011 (Stoke-on-Trent), 2012 (Stoke-on-Trent) and 2014 (Stockport) all in the UK. The last time I visited, Jimmy personally asked for a photo with me which I was planning to take to the show to get it signed in April. Guess my mission will be completed later on in the year, although postponed at this very moment.
I know people are, and can be stupid, but sometimes they sink to the lowest low. One of the things I like doing when I need a laugh is to look at embarrassing tattoos people put on themselves permanently. If I were to have one of these, and I am blind, I would still be horrified to sport it in public.
– If you have weird hair, growing in weird places; I’d suggest you shave it or wax it…. Not tattoo a troll!!
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– Perhaps a better idea than tattooing eyes on your eyelids would be to sleep at night 😉
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– Why you would want the word ‘LOL’ tattooed permanently on your body is beyond me…. But creating the nazi symbol with rotating ‘L’ is even worse!
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– I wonder how much Nike paid him for such a massive advert which he carries with him everywhere he goes…
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– Does a double negative make a positive? So what you’re saying is… Give up.. right?
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– YOLO – You only Live once… What better way to express how you feel about life than with dicks? 🙂
Until next time guys 😉
I know people are, and can be stupid, but sometimes they sink to the lowest low. One of the things I like doing when I need a laugh is to look at embarrassing tattoos people put on themselves permanently. If I were to have one of these, and I am blind, I would still be horrified to sport it in public.
– What the cow is this?
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– Black is my favourite colour, but this gal does take it to the extreme…
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– I have no words for this. Do I have a dirty mind, or is this just so wrong on so many levels?
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– Sure, I loved watching the ninja turtles during my childhood… but really?
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– My olive juice brings all the boys to the yard,
And they’re like: It’s better than yours,
Damn right it’s better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
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– As a lady, who loves beards and mustaches, no I do not dig this;
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– Neither the requester nor the tattooist had enough nolege to prevent this obscenity. 
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-That’s almost true…
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– If it wasn’t so horrible, it would be hilarious
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– Last but not least…
More to come 😉
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