Category Archives: Funnies

Slugs Guitar Solos

I have come across an article which showed altered photos by Michael M., showing world-known musicians in the middle of an intense guitar solo, holding disgusting looking slugs instead of their instruments.

I thought it was pretty funny and creative, and wanted to share some with you:

slug Dave Mustaine of Megadeth

Dave Mustaine – Megadeth

slugs Angus Young ACDCAngus Young – ACDC

slugs bruce springsteenBruce Springsteen

slugs carlos santanaCarlos Santana

lolla-CST-0808-p358.JPGDave Grohl – Foo Fighters

slugs James Hetfield of MetallicaJames Hetfield – Metallica

slugs Ace Frehley of KissKiss

slugs eddie-van-halen-

Eddie – Van Halen
slugs slashSlash

Embarrassing Tattoos

I know people are, and can be stupid, but sometimes they sink to the lowest low. One of the things I like doing when I need a laugh is to look at embarrassing tattoos people put on themselves permanently. If I were to have one of these, and I am blind, I would still be horrified to sport it in public.

– What the cow is this?

tattoo dung

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– Black is my favourite colour, but this gal does take it to the extreme…tattoo black

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– I have no words for this. Do I have a dirty mind, or is this just so wrong on so many levels?tattoo bieber

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– Sure, I loved watching the ninja turtles during my childhood… but really?tattoo donatello

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– My olive juice brings all the boys to the yard,
And they’re like: It’s better than yours,
Damn right it’s better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

tattoo juice

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– As a lady, who loves beards and mustaches, no I do not dig this;tattoo ladies love it

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– Neither the requester nor the tattooist had enough nolege to prevent this obscenity. tattoo nollege

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-That’s almost true…

tattoo nothing lasts forever

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– If it wasn’t so horrible, it would be hilarious

tattoo raining  men

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– Last but not least…

tattoo no comment

More to come 😉

How to cook and eat a Swede

The other day, I came across the funniest article. Maybe not funny for most, but since I work with a lot of Swedish people, I thought it was hilarious. Apparently, there is a seasonal vegetable known by us Europeans as a Swede.

The introduction to this vegetable did crack me up:

swede

So whenever you are mad at a Swedish person, you can tell them… ‘You are such a Swede!’ And most likely, they wouldn’t know you are calling them a turnip!

Borrinu… aka Snowman

This post is a fun one, and is inspired by one of Malta’s top new words… Borrinu. This was invented this year after some people managed to make snowmen made of hail. Anyhow, the translation to this word is a snowman. I guess a snow-woman would be a Borrina.

Today we will have a look at the translation of Snowman in various languages:

  1. Olaf_from_Disney's_FrozenArabic: رجل الثلج
  2. Czech: Sněhulák
  3. Danish: Snemand
  4. Dutch: Sneeuwpop
  5. English: Snowman
  6. Estonian: Lumememm
  7. French: Bonhomme de neige
  8. German: Schneemann
  9. Latin: Pupulus nivalis
  10. Maltese: Borrinu
  11. Norwegian: Snømann — Very Englishy!
  12. Polish: Bałwan śniegowy
  13. Russian: Снеговик
  14. Spanish: Muñeco de nieve
  15. Turkish: Kardanadam

Happy learning! 🙂